What Is and What Should Never Be

1.What is a bobby pin?
These are the pins in Needles And Pins

2. What is a Whoopee Cushion?
Since whoopee refers to sex, this is a sex pillow that helps you to achieve maximum depth and penetration.

3. What is a cock a poo?
A dog that enjoys getting a prostate exam.

4. Why are some chicken eggs brown and some white?
This is based on the breed of chicken and how long it takes the eggs to travel through the hen’s oviduct.

5. How would you describe cardboard?
It is what it is.

6. What do a pony and monkey have in common?
Carl Jung said that a pony doesn’t really mind who drives as long as everyone else is comfortable with it and the monkey doesn’t feel a need to follow directions because they’re sure they know the way.

7. What is a USB key?
That is an acronym for Unique Selling Benefit debit card, which is an unemployment card issued by KeyBank.

8. What is a golden handshake?
This is the $28 million deal that Mariah Carey got paid not to sing.

9. What is an orange pippin?
These are sunflower seeds.

10. What is Teflon?
This is the Klingon’s fiercest enemy.

Written for Di’s Fibbing Friday.