Swollen Head

The arrogant bastard thought that he was more intelligent and more important than anyone else and his exaggerated opinion of himself became his downfall.  He had been impeached twice and survived because his followers all had their heads up his ass, which made him think that he could walk down Madison Avenue and shoot somebody and he would get away with it.  The pompous a-hole ended up contracting Cerebral Edema and it could not have happened to a more deserving prick.  His enormous brain broke through his boney skull as his whole head kept growing till his neck could no longer support the weight.  When he died, his base created a statue of him so they could come by and kiss his feet.

Written for Mindlovemisery’s Menagerie Nekneeraj’s Photo Challenge #356 that uses a Google picture.

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