I went on a class trip to the Bronx Zoo when I was in Sixth Grade. One of the boys in my class who was named Billy brought three packages of Ex-Lax along with him. I was not all that friendly with Billy, but he was popular with other kids. I was standing by the gorilla cage when I saw Billy throw several tablets of Ex-Lax to the gorilla. Billy and his pals all cracked up laughing saying how awful that gorilla was going to feel later when he had to make poop. I wondered why these boys thought that torturing a defenseless animal was so funny, but I watched and I did not say anything. Secretly I was hoping that the gorilla would make poop and then throw it at Billy.
Next, Billy and his buddies went over by the camels where Billy threw the rest of his Ex-Lax out. I can still remember all of them laughing after the camel came along and ate it. They were all saying that the camel was going to shit his whole hump out. I did not think that this was funny like the other boys did, as it just seemed cruel and mean to me. I still regret having succumbed to the peer pressure of the other boys laughing and I wish that I would have had the courage to tell the teacher what Billy did.
You should have mashed up a bunch of Ex-Lax tablets and lace some of Billy’s food with it. Justice served!
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That would have been great, but I was always afraid of Billy.
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Eye for an Eye won’t serve any justice, Sensei. Jim you would have beaten to a pulp if you would have said something. Trust me.
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I am a lover, not a fighter, but this incident did not involve me, so I just stood by and watched.
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Its been a long time. Forget it.
I am sure karma must have served billy well by now.
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He could by all likelihood be in prison or dead by now. I guess it was not up to me to stop him or tattle on him, but having watched these boys have their fun with torture, still haunts me some days.
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Lol. Given the nature he had there are high probability of that.
I understand sometimes even being witness to torture haunts us.
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He was bigger than the rest of the students and I heard that he got left back several times, so I am sure that he was older also.
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Ahaha..things we remember about our class mates…😆
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I still feel badly about things I thought were funny in grammar school. But I got a huge laugh out of the “the camel is gonna shit his hump out” line…
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I guess that is rather funny, but not when it is said in conjunction with animal cruelty. Treating constipation should be left up to the zoo keeper and if the gorilla or the camel needed to have their intestines cleaned out it should be his job to give the animal a laxative. Billy was certainly no medical student and all medications have warnings that can result in serious complications if the directions for intended usage are not followed.
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