Alternative Definitions

1. What is a nincompoop?
Anyone who watches TV shows all day long that were made in the 50s and 60s.

2. What is a Tory?
Someone who has tea and crumpets with the Queen.

3. What is a gonk?
This is what you get when you cross a donkey with Kong.

4. What is a pom-pom?
Female autonomy like tah tahs.

5. What is a hanging basket?
This is also known as an Asian sex basket.

6. What is micropore?
A small opening used to release gas.

7. What is a posy?
A person who poses puzzling or baffling questions.

8. What is a barometer?
This is when you have to borrow from Paul to pay Peter.

9. What is a cable?
The American way of ordering the wine Chablis.

10. What is a fib?
What isn’t, as everything we know about the world is a lie.

Written for Di’s Fibbing Friday.