Borrowed from a Newsletter

1. What is Allium Sepa (Cepa)?
This was Muhamad Ali’s name after Casious Clay.

2. What is Arran Pilot?

3. What is a love apple?
It is the one that Eve is holding and offering a bite.

4. To what genus do cabbages, broccoli and cauliflowers belong?
When the sea is boiling hot and when pigs have wings, they are edible produce.

5. Which vegetables were the first to be canned?
My wife and I tried to join the church in our neighborhood and the minister said that he would accept us if we abstained from sex. After mass, my wife dropped a can of corn and when she bent over to pick it up, lust and passion overcame me, and the minister banned both of us from this church.  I told him that was okay, because we were banned from the supermarket, too.

6. Pepinex and Telegraph are varieties of what?
These are both examples of kiss and tell where you peep on your ex and then tell everyone what she is doing.

7. What is a White Lisbon?
This is a woman who has romantic relationships with other women.

8. What is calabrese?
This is the new strain of Covid.

9. What was described as a cabbage with college education?
This is somebody who fell off the rhubarb truck.

10. What is a Pentland Javelin?
It is worse than getting poked by a stick in your eye.

Written for Di’s Fibbing Friday.