The Orange President

Does Trump consume a lot of carrots, or is constantly eating pumpkin, or is it possible that he is not using the correct shade of tanning oils on his skin?   Forget about his hair and his small hands, it is that perplexing orange colored skin that gives him this unhumanoid quality, which he doesn’t want exposed.  There is nothing natural about the way he looks and his look is definitely not the result of good genes, as he would have everyone believe.  His orange tinge remains a state secret and this glow will not make America great again.  Trump has been called the Angry Creamsicle, Comrade Cheetolino, Mango Mussolini and Agent Orange, however ethnically he identifies himself as being white or Caucasian.  This Trump thing will never catch on, as aesthetic additions and color modifications to make your face look orange is widely viewed as unacceptable within popular culture and this orange fake bake look is definitely laughable and a clear signal that something has gone radically wrong.

Written for Linda G. Hill Life in progress One-Liner Wednesday – March 13 prompt.