Willow the white female deer asked Bruiser the red male deer if he was going to the party at the castle next week, and when he replied that he was planning on going, she suggested that they could go together. Bruiser asked Willow if she thought that he looked like a fire hydrant and she replied, “Other than you both being red, I don’t see any resemblance at all.” Willow said, “Why would you ask me such a question?” Bruiser said, “Well that same male dog keeps peeing on my leg every day and I am thinking about crossing my wires to give him a shock the next time he comes by to try that again.” Willow laughed and said, “I know for a fact that urine does conduct electricity and I guess the current could jump and give him the shock of his life, which would be something to see, and that would surely teach him a lesson.”
Bruiser said that he would love to go to the party with Willow next week and since she has spent most of her time checking out his butt, he thought that it was time for them to drop the charade about them being just friends. Bruiser said, “We are a week into deer mating season and I understand the pressure that every doe is under at this time of the year, so just do what you need to do, as neither of us needs to pretend.” Willow said, “Thanks Bruiser and I appreciate you saying that, so come over here and hold me and touch my body before I lose my mind. With the days growing shorter and our nights growing longer, catching a whiff of your musky scent brings out all the signs of the rut that I am in. You are required to chase after me, but I won’t run far, as I want you to catch me. It would be nice if you stayed by me even after we copulate several times, as I know that you are polygamous.”
Written for KL Caley’s Thursday Write Photo – Deer at the Castle – Image by KL Caley.