Virginity Lost

First I need to clarify what constitutes virginity without getting too deep into the semantics and the technicalities, because I see this as being different for men and women.  I don’t think that a man has to stick their penis inside of a vagina in order to lose their virginity, as this can be accomplished by ejaculation for men, be it by a girls hand, a girls vagina or some other body part on a girl, like their mouth.  I do not think that a guy having sex with his own hand should qualify as losing their virginity even though this would be sexual stimulation that leads to producing an orgasm and that is what having sex is all about.

I could be all wrong about this, but I feel that if a girl is giving head or touching a guy’s penis, that they can still be a virgin, because losing their virginity for a girl, has to do with first time vaginal penetration, which could be done by a finger or a penis.  If their hymen was already broken from riding a bicycle, this first time penetration is what causes them to lose their virginity, and if it is still intact, than the distinction is made much clearer.

A virgin is someone who’s never had sex before, but since sex is complicated, it is not real easy to say who is or who is not a virgin.  Sex could mean one thing to a certain person and it could mean something completely different to another person, so virginity can mean many different things, and people may or may not see themselves as being virgins.  In today’s world, we have lesbians, bisexuals, gays, transgender people, those individuals who are actually not sure what they are and they are still questioning their sexual identity or they think of themselves as being queer and we also have pansexual people, who are attracted to everything and they are capable of falling in love with all genders.  The world is so much more confusing today than it was for me when I was growing up.

I was a bit awkward with girls when I was younger and it was probably because I had pimples and I also had these warts on my fingers, which made me want to hide my hands.  Even my brother who was a year younger than I was told me about kissing his girlfriend and getting to feel up her tits and this made me feel even more inept.  My story is about getting my first hand job and sadly this did not happen till I was a Junior in High School.

I was shooting hoops in my friends back yard, when he told me that this girl named Jenny was waiting for me in his sister’s bedroom and that she would take care of me.  I had seen this girl hanging out with my friend’s sisters, but she looked to be at least four years younger than I was, so I never paid much attention to her.  I would never have initiated having sex with this girl, but I was interested in anything that had to do with females, so I went into the bedroom and sat on the bed next to Jenny.

We never spoke one word to each other, as she was on the phone talking to someone else.  When I sat next to her she pulled my shorts and under wear down and proceeded to stroke me.  I laid back on the bed to give her more room to do her thing and it did not take very long for me to lose my virginity.  She pulled my underwear back up and wiped her hand off on them.  I smiled at her as I put my shorts back on and then I heard some giggling coming from the closet.  I think that Jenny was putting on a show for my friend’s younger sisters to watch through the slats in the closet doors.

Written for Fandango’s Story Time Week Three with the prompt being, ‘Tell the story about what led up to the time you lost your virginity.’

A Screamer

I was on the checkout line at the Food Lion, when this girl behind me asked, ‘How are you going to pay for your groceries?’  I replied, ‘How is that any of your business?’  She said, ‘I was just wondering if you were going to pay cash, because I need cigarettes.  If you are paying with cash, then I will buy your groceries with my food card.  My food card will not allow me to purchase cigarettes, it only let’s me buy food, so I will let you keep an extra 5 dollars for helping me out.’  I said, ‘Isn’t that cheating?’  She said, ‘Technically it is, but everyone does it, so it is OK.’

She was kind of cute and she smiled at me, so I told her that I would go along with her plan.  She paid for my groceries with her food card and I reimbursed her the cost minus 5 bucks for me.  I thought this was better that clipping coupons.  I bagged up my groceries and waved goodbye to her and then I wheeled the carriage out to my car.  I was loading up my trunk when I saw her in the parking lot carrying a carton of cigarettes.  She asked me if I was going to the other side of town and I told her that I needed to put my groceries away.  She was very persistent, as she immediately asked me if I could give her a ride after I had put my groceries away.

I told her that I had nothing better to do and that I would give her a ride where she wanted to go.  She hopped in the passenger seat and I told her my name and then I asked her what her name was.  She said, ‘My name is Lindsay, but everyone calls me Lexi.’  I asked her if there was a story to go with that and she said, ‘Lexi is my stripper name.’  I was a bit shocked and I said, ‘Oh, you are a stripper, where do you work?’  Lexi said, ‘I used to work at Filly’s Gentlemen’s Club till two weeks ago, when I got fired for excessive grinding.  The manager warned all the dancers that we were not allowed to let the customers touch us and that we had to refrain from touching the men’s buttocks or genitals during our lap dances.  The bouncer was mad at me so he snitched on me.’

I told Lexi that I was sorry that she lost her job, because now I would not have the opportunity to see her dance, not that I really go to those places any way.  Lexi said, ‘When we get to your place, maybe I could do a dance for you and earn my 5 bucks back.’  I said, ‘Cool, five bucks sounds reasonable.’  Lexi helped me put away my groceries and then she stripped down to her bra and panties.  She asked me to put on some music and I said that I did not have a stereo, but I could put on VH1 or MTV if she needed music.  She was a good dancer and I handed her back the five dollars.

Lexi looked at my shorts and she said, ‘I think that I have gotten you excited, we should go into your bedroom.’  I told her that was a good idea and she helped me to take my clothes off.  I grabbed a condom and just like that we were going at it.  She started off moaning, ‘Yes, that is it, that is the spot, just like that, oh keep going’, and then she started getting louder.  I mean like really loud, she was screaming at the top of her lungs.  I got embarrassed as I knew that all of my neighbors could hear her screaming, so I pulled out.  Lexi said, ‘What are you doing?  Keep going, I was not done yet.’

I asked her, ‘Why are you screaming so loud, as all of my neighbors can hear us and I think that someone might call the police, because it sounds like you are being hurt.’  Lexi said, ‘Oh, screaming is my thing, it is what I do, and I have never had any complaints before.’  I said, ‘I guess there is a first time for everything as I can’t be in bed with a person that screams like a mad woman.’  Lexi said, ‘Well it is your loss.’  I told Lexi that screaming may be her thing, but it wrecked my concentration and it is definitely not my thing.  I told her to get dressed and I would take her where she wanted to go.  I drove her across town and she said that I could pull over up ahead and she would get out.  As she got out of my car, she spit in my face and I was so happy to get rid of her.  Later on I noticed that she had taken my sunglasses.

Written for Fandango’s Storytime — How We Met

Baby Heaven

Most people wonder what will happen to them after they die and I have no clue about this, but I can tell you all about what goes on before you are conceived.  There is a subtle region of the Universe called Baby Heaven where all souls reside before they are formed in the womb and there is not much going on in this place, except happiness and bliss.  I can still remember being up in this secret place called baby heaven with all of the other unconceived babies, patiently waiting for when my turn would arrive.  My body was still unformed and I was just a twinkle in my father’s eye.

I got word that I was to be the next one sent to Earth and it was time for me to make some selections.  I had to choose a skin color and a body type.  I needed to select a religion that my family would teach me to follow.  Finally I was asked about brains, but I was busy playing with my fidget spinner and I misheard what was said, as I thought I heard them say pains so I responded, ‘No thanks.’


This That and the Other Storytime prompt
Story about the night (or day) you were conceived