She had thought about and imagined this moment for years, but she’d never expected… his witty response. She had dreams about being with him every night and she figured that her subconscious was trying to tell her conscious mind that it was time for her to make her move. She was 16 and he was 21, but she was infatuated with him, and she had to get to know him. He smoked, so she started smoking the same brand, figuring this might help her to catch his attention. He could get into the clubs, places where she would not be allowed for another 5 years, but she could stand outside listening to the music and hoping that she could strike up a conversation with her crush.
Her brother was a bartender at this place and that gave her a legitimate reason to be standing outside, as she could always say that she was waiting for him to come outside on his break. Her heart was filled with passion, and she craved excitement, wanting to be swept off her feet by a strong, confident man who know how to love a woman. He was a biker and she imagined herself riding on his bike with him enjoying the freedom to go wherever they wanted together. She knew that she would be safe with him, as he was a manly guy that would protect her and treat her like she was his queen. He had a full head of hair and as soon as she could afford it, she was going to but herself a black leather jacket, so she would fit in with the rest of his friends.
It just turned midnight when she saw him come out of the club alone and she knew that this was her moment, so she took out a cigarette from her pack and flashed it at him and said, “Do you have a match?” He said, “I sure do, how about your face and my ass?”, and then he laughed. She was devastated, but she had a comeback because she watched that movie Joe Dirt and she said, “Why don’t you stick your head up my butt and fight for air?” Her face became all flush and she knew that she shouldn’t have said that, so she started crying and then she walked away. The biker told her to come back, and he said that she had a beautiful face and he also liked that she had the guts to stand up to his sarcastic humor, and then he said, “Do you think that my head could actually fit up inside of your butt?” That made her laugh and she smiled at him, but just then this hot looking blond came out of the club and hoped on the back of his Harley and said, “Take me back to your place”, and they drove off. Disappointed she started thinking to herself that she might never be able to catch that midnight rider.
Written for Fandango’s Story Starter #29.