Early Humans

1.What are Neandertals?
This is a select group of Republicans in the House that includes Kevin McCarthy, Marjorie Taylor Greene and Matt Gaetz.

2. Why did man settle in the Euphrates Valley?
That is where Noah’s ark landed.

3. What caused the Ice age?
I am guessing climate change.

4. What kind of water is in the Yellow River?
Muddy Waters

5. What is the world’s oldest city?
John Steinbeck founded the first city East of Eden.

6. Why did the Nile River rise every summer, overflow its banks, and flood Egypt?
This was done to appease the crocodiles hoping they would be able to outrun them.

7. Who invented soap?
The rubber ducky.

8. Why did Nimrod build the Tower of Babel?

9. Who is the Scorpion King?
A professional wrestler.

10. Why was the Great Pyramid built?
The Rolling Stones were looking for recognition.

Written for Di’s Fibbing Friday.