All Over the Place Again

1.Why do we say it’s raining cats and dogs?
That is because it is the start of a furricane.

2. What is meant by ‘The elephant in the room?’
This is when somebody passes gas in an elevator.

3. What is downsizing?
This is when Dr. Kevorkian is put in charge of layoffs.

4. What is a Panto Dame?
That is as plain as the nose on your face.

5. What is pumpernickel?
This is for people that have a rye sense of humor.

6. What’s the difference between poison ivy and poison oak?
I am not going to touch this one.

7. What is a plimsoll line?
This is what Monica Lewinsky gave to Bill Clinton.

8. What are waffles?
If you remove the W, they are just awful.

9. How can you beat inflation?
By getting Tom Brady to come out of retirement.

10. What is catsup?
This is what you say when your cat wakes up from a nap.

Written for Di’s Fibbing Friday.

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