Cavewomen

Would you rather have no nose, or no arms?
It wouldn’t be pretty, but I think that I could live without a nose and some people are born with congenital arhinia and they have no nose or nasal passage.  I heard about a baby that was born with imperforate anus meaning that he did not have a rectum.  This seems more serious to me, but when the opening to the anus is missing or blocked, they can just cut you a new one.  I imagine that the right surgeons could fix a person without a nose, but I really don’t want to have anything blocked or missing.  I feel that living without arms would be much worse and I am not the type of person who would cut off my nose to spite my face.

What is your spirit animal?
I read that every person has a spirit animal, but as far as I know, mine has not showed up yet, and maybe this is just a big load of crap for people that want to believe in magic.

Do you think cavemen had nightmares about cavewomen?
Cavemen had a lot to worry about and they probably had nightmares about many things.  Caves are a creepy place to have to live in, but before structures were built, that was better than having to sleep outdoors.  Caves are dark and this can be scarry, they might be filled with strange creatures like bats or slimy bugs, rocks could fall down on you inside of the cave and you could even be buried alive.  Cavemen did the hunting, and their women did the cooking, so I don’t think that they had nightmares about their women, because they both needed each other to survive.  The caveman probably didn’t go around clubbing their women and then drag them back to their caves by their hair, in order to copulate with an unconscious or otherwise unwilling woman, but they may have engaged in bride capture, where they took women from other tribes.  Prehistoric humans lived in a shame free zone, and nobody went around saying, “I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours”, as they all knew what each other had and what they looked like naked.  Humans have a very low rate of conception, so it was more successful if women just kept having sex.  Cavemen were promiscuous and they had multiple partners in order to up their chances of reproducing.  Partners were shared, just like food, shelter, and other essential needs.  Women evolved for having sex with multiple partners, and this can be seen in their ability to have multiple orgasms in a sexual session, which resulted in encouraging more men to come and join in, and this also ensured that breeding was successful.  If there were more men in the tribe than women, the cave woman would have multiple sexual partners.  Some of the men had to wait for their turn sitting quietly in the corner and watching while another caveman had sex with a woman.  By watching others have intercourse and learning what felt good, this is how man figured out sex, and this is the same way every other species does.

Where did the name Pina Colada come from?
The name piña colada is Spanish, and it literally means “strained pineapple”.

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Written for Melanie’s aka Sparky’s Share Your World.

12 thoughts on “Cavewomen

  1. Well, I must have missed a prompt somewhere along the way but this was quite fascinating to read. I don’t think cavemen had an awful lot to worry or think about in the same sense as we do. The more you know and the more you have the more you worry. A caveman’s life was pretty basic – look for food and shelter, have sex and try not to get eaten by dinosaurs and other wild creatures. Survival of the fittest. It must have been rough for a caveman deciding what was safe to eat. What looked tantalizing might have been poisonous and the only way to know whether that juicy berry was gonna kill you or not was to eat it. One thing I’m definitely sure of: a caveman’s life was nothing at all like the Flintstones. Yabba dabba doo! 🦣 🦕

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  2. Thanks for Sharing Your factual World Jim! Me? I’m a believer and not just in daydreams either 😉 Great stuff about the evolution of what some call high IQ cockroaches (aka homo sapiens) as we’ve taken that whole procreation beyond the realms of reality. IMO anyway. Thanks for making my questions a lot more interesting. I am a wolf. I channel (airy fairy speak for embody) the lone wolf. It was necessary when I was young, it became a lifestyle choice I guess and now it won’t ‘go away. I’ve always identified with wolves though, particularly their monogamy. They could teach certain folks a thing or three I think. Have a great day Jim and go read ‘Ravenclaw’s’ SYW. Her spirit creature has a fascinating history to it. And ‘nevermore’ quoth the Raven…

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