History Rewritten

1.Why did all the dinosaurs die?
They chocked on fossil fuels.

2. Why are there so many stories about the great flood?
Because God got angry that the people weren’t taking enough baths.

3. What happened at Hadrian’s wall?
Nothing until Humpty Dumpty showed up there.

4. How long was the hundred years war?
That all depends on when you think it started and ended.

5. Why was it all quiet on the western front?
The soldiers were holding a farting contest and they didn’t want any other noises to disrupt it.

6. What was the Boxer Rebellion all about?
This was when all the men started wearing brief underwear.

7. What caused the Titanic to sink?
It made a left turn when it should have gone right.

8. Why do they want us to remember the Main?
That was said because it is part of manifest destiny that was written in the Monroe Doctrine.

9. What happened to Amelia Earhart?
She met a watery grave.

10. Who was involved in the Iran Contra scandal?
I think it was Nixon.

Written for Di’s Fibbing Friday.