Unfounded Silliness

1.How many years bad luck do you get if you break a mirror?
In the Who’s weird opera, the deaf, dumb and blind boy Tommy is freed from his spell when the mirror is smashed, so this brought him good luck.

2. What shouldn’t you walk under?
I read that a girl got molested when she walked under the boardwalk.

3. Why are black cats crossing your path considered unlucky?

4. Why do we ‘knock on wood’?

5. Why are horseshoes considered lucky?

6. Why do we cross our fingers for good luck?
This is done to magically alter the course of reality.

7. Why is 13 considered an unlucky number?
This is so all of your irrational fears can continue to haunt you.

8. On the other hand, why is 7 considered lucky?

9. What is signified by itchy hands?
You probably have jock itch or some type of crotch rot.

10. Why should you not put shoes on the table?
This is because table dances usually end up becoming lap dance.

Written for Di’s Fibbing Friday.

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