Woo Hoo Let’s Get a Room

We should check out that vacancy sign.  I got my tax return and although we have talked a lot about sex, we need to do more than just talking, as we both have sexual needs which need to be satisfied.  The first night that we spend together will be critical for our relationship to progress and you should not feel slutty about wanting this as much as I do.  We have made real progress in our relationship so far, but I have so many dirty things that I want to do with you.  I want to have my arms around you, surrounding you with warmth and reassuring you that I will always protect you.  A perfect world for me would be us laying together knowing that things will never change for us.  If we could just be together in the same bed for one night, forgetting about everything that is going on in the world, that is all that I want out of life.

I realize that this is an expensive way for us to have sex, but I am not talking about renting a room at the Four Seasons, or the Ritz-Carlton, or the Waldorf Astoria.  I am willing to shell out for a nice suite and a bottle of champagne.  I am thinking that something like the Hilton, Marriot, or Sheraton would be in my budget, something that comes with free wi-fi and cable TV.  I am not interested in a room that has a jacuzzi, as who knows what has been done in that, and all we really need is a fresh set of sheets.

Written for Sadje at Keep It Alive What Do You See #123.