Blackbird Pie

1.What did Miss Muffett sit on?
Her butt.

2. Who tried to gatecrash her dinner?
The wedding planner.

3. What did Wee Willie Winkie do?
He went to a urologist that recommended he get a vacuum pump.

4. How many blackbirds were baked in a pie?
Enough for King Henry VIII of England and his second wife Anne Boleyn to fill up their fat faces on.

5. Who sold sea shells on the sea shore?
Betty Botter did it and she also sold her bitter butter there.

6. What did Peter Piper pick?
Peter picked up wood for the woodchuck to chuck.

7. What ran up the clock?
It was either a big fat rat, or Vladimir Putin, basically the same thing.

8. What was daddy going to wrap Baby Bunting in?
Pull-Ups Training Underwear with Bugs Bunny designs.

9. Where did Doctor Foster go?

10. What was the old man doing when it was pouring with rain?

Written for Di’s Fibbing Friday.

10 thoughts on “Blackbird Pie

  1. 3. What did Wee Willie Winkie do? – I don’t think he had any children?
    4. How many blackbirds were baked in a pie? – None of them were ‘Walking In Rhythm’.
    5. Who sold sea shells on the sea shore? – The girl with the twisted tongue.

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