Leftovers

This is not about the items you didn’t finish eating on Thanksgiving, these are the two jokes that I didn’t have room for in my last newsletter, so waste not want not.
Why doesn’t the gingerbread man have teeth?  Chronic gingivitis.
What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas? Twerky!

Written for Linda G. Hill Life in progress One-Liner Wednesday.

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