Bustle In Your Hedgerow

1. Where did Fireworks originate?
   In my eyes when I first saw her.
2. What gives fireworks their color?
   Animal byproducts.
3. What does PGI stand for?
   Perfect Genitalia Issues
4. What is the difference between a Firework and a Firecracker?
   A firework loses its job when it is fired, but a firecracker gets unemployment benefits.
5. Which country uses fireworks on August 20th to mark it National Celebration Day?
   Hungary.
6. What is a sparkler?
   An engagement ring.
7. Who is the largest manufacturer and exporter of fireworks in the world?
   The coyote got all his stuff from Acme, but a lot of it backfired.

8. To what does baozhang refer?
   I’m not sure that is a real word.
9. Who composed Music for The Royal Fireworks?
   Queen.
10. What is a Chocolate Bomb?
    Cocoa puffs.

Written for Di’s Fibbing Friday.