Scarf Was Apricot

1.Exactly what did Columbus do in 1492?
He sailed to India.

2. Why does Canada celebrate Thanksgiving in October rather than November as the US does?
It gets too cold in November to celebrate anything in Canada.

3. Why do we carve pumpkins into Jack-o-lanterns for Halloween?
To celebrate the ride of Paul Revere.

4. If “octo-” means eight, then why is October the tenth month?
The stinking Romans screwed everything up, because their emperors wanted to have their own months.

5. Why do kids dress up in costumes and go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Because if they did that on any other holiday, they wouldn’t get any candy.

6. What is the movie, Hocus Pocusabout?
It is the first Harry Potter movie.

7. In the Movie, Halloween, why was Michael Myers sent to an insane asylum when he was only six years old?
He was sent there so he could be cared for by Charlie Manson.

8. Continuing from the previous question, what did Myers do when he escaped approximately fifteen years later?
He shot John Lennon.

9. What was the movie, Lost Boys about?
This was a story about Tinkerbelle.

10. According to legend, why don’t vampires have a reflection?
They are too vain.

Written for Frank’s Fibbing Friday.

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