Uncle Steve went to the zoo with his brother Joe and his family. It was a lovely day, but Joe’s wife Kathie never liked Steve being around her children, 6-year-old Christine and 4-year-old Billy, because he was an incorrigible character that would forever be a bachelor, because no good woman would ever have him. Kathie had a look of disgust on her face when they went to visit the giraffes and Steve said, “Kiss me with those fuzzy lips”, so she ushered the kids away and said, “Let’s go visit the gorillas, that should be fun.” Steve laughed and told his brother, “Doesn’t she look stunning and you know how much I have always preferred a full-grown bush over a trimmed pussy.” Joe told his brother, “I know all of your stories about your mustache rides and I just wish that you could behave better around the kids.” Steve seemed to be confused and he asked Joe, “What did I say that was so wrong, it is not like I was talking about a Dirty Sanchez? We should get a couple of beers before we catch up to your family.”
Written for FOWC with Fandango – Dirty and for Stine Writing – Poetry, Positivity, and Connecting!, Simply 6 Minutes hosted by Christine Bialczak.
The last zoo I visited had just a few small dogs in a pen. It was a shitzu.
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I like that.
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I wasn’t sure you’d get that 🙂
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I thought it was great and I am going to use it in my November newsletter with a slight change. The last time I went to the zoo, all I saw were just a few small dogs and I walked away feeling that it was a real shih tzu.
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Great story Jim! 🙂
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Thanks Carol Anne and I had no idea that giraffes had hair on their lips, till I saw the picture.
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Yeah, I didn’t know they had hair on their lips either
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I think every family has an Uncle Steve somewhere in the family tree.
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He means well, but he is not suitable for being around children.
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Hahaha! Uncle Steve is probably a lot of fun…if he would just watch his mouth in front of the little ones. Isn’t there always that one uncle? Thanks for participating!
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Thanks for being such a good sport Christine and not being offended by my post which I got a little carried away with.
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yeah, well, its all artistic right?
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Reblogged this on Stine Writing and commented:
Every family has an Uncle Steve!!
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Thanks Christine.
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