Kissing Cousins

1.What is the difference between an earth worm and an ear worm?
They are both cousins of the love bug, but the earth worm is a first cousin and the ear worm is a second cousin.

2. What is a Mars Bar?
You would have to ask Marianne Faithfull about that one.

3. What color is a peanut?
You would have to ask Charlie Brown about this.

4. What is meant by dressed up like a dog’s dinner?
This is when your wife gets mad at you and you have to eat your lunch all by yourself in the dog house.

5. What is an orange pippin?
He was the whimsy Hobbit.

6. What do an owl, pussy cat and five pound note all have in common?
This has to do with the 3 date rule, where your first date is the owl and you need to find out WHO they are.  On the second date you have to determine how long it will take till you can see their pussy cat and on the third date you offer them a five pound note to see if that works.

7. Where would you find a Bunny Girl?
At Hugh Heffner’s mansion.

8. What is the difference between an heir and a hair?
It is irritating if you get a hair stuck up your ass, but it is much worse when that is an heir.

9. What is meant by fringe benefits?
This is another term for casual sex, like no strings attached or a friend with benefits.

10. What is a whimsy?
The term arises from the globular shape of dust mites, which are clear to creamy white in color, with hairs on their legs and body.

Written for Di’s Fibbing Friday.

10 thoughts on “Kissing Cousins

  1. 😂😂 Does Marianne know you’re telling tales ‘out of school” about her? 🙂 Hee hee. Very funny on all of them…for myself #8 was far more TMI …. but it is all good, no judging here!! (and I wouldn’t want either kind of hair stuck up there.. 😝

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      1. I’d never heard of Marianne and her Mars bar, but could certainly see her doing that. O_o And wasn’t it Richard Gere who brought the whole gerbil thing into the light (so to speak?) That sounds just nasty to me and ought to be included in the list of animal cruelty ‘laws’ or rules or whatever they call those. Just thinking about it gives me the creeps!!

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