If you want to know what is the real Santa is like, we got it straight from the reindeer’s mouth and this little cutie is not holding back any punches, giving us the dope on the guy in the red suit, how his wife doesn’t really bake any cookies and how Rudolph got his nose to be so bright. Blitzen is here with us today on Channel 3 as we take a trip up to the North Pole and everything is melting because of global warming. It appears that Santa is down in Bermuda today on a well-deserved vacation, but he is keeping to his schedule, by having his sleigh in for repairs and a tune up. He is also having a hole repaired in his magical toy sack, but Blitzen isn’t letting us know how that thing actually works. Mrs. Claus is busy purchasing sugarplum cookies that are actually made by Donkin Donuts, but don’t let anyone know who let the cat out of the bag on that one. Blitzen revealed that Rudolph has a high density of mucous glands in his nasal passages and that when his nose isn’t shining brightly, it is dripping snot all over the place. Thanks for ruining my lunch today, Blitzen.
Written for Stine Writing – Poetry, Positivity, and Connecting!, Simply 6 Minutes hosted by Christine Bialczak.
This is hysterical!
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I am glad you like it Di.
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Oh yes!
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Hahaha! Now that whole shining nose makes sense! I loved the interview. Thanks for participating. I enjoy it every time!
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Thanks for your fun picture prompt Christine.
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An early Christmas gift from you!
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Thanks Geoff. Christmas is coming, that is for sure.
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Poor old Santa. It’s snot fair at all.
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Thanks Glyn.
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🙂
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Great interview Jim. You’ve exposed all their secrets.
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I still don’t know how that magic bag can hold all of those toys for all of the kids.
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There are some mysteries left unexplained
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Haha. I love what you’ve done with this prompt, Jim
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Thanks Shweta. It looked like a dear of some type to me, so I just went with it.
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I really enjoyed it. Great work, Jim
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Hahahaha! Now we know the truth!
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Brilliant. I love the insider knowledge on Rudolph’s infamous nose. Hilarious, stream of consciousness update on the north pole, via Blitzen.
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Thank you Trish.
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