Does Anyone Actually Care

1.If you could be anywhere else right now, where would it be?
I would like to be a prisoner in the Guantanamo Bay Detention Camp undergoing waterboarding torture, but only if they use fresh spring water, as that tap water there is so nasty.

2. What Wastes The Most Time In Your Day To Day Life?
I sleep a lot, but I am not aware of time passing by while I am sleeping, because once I am in dreamland, I am oblivious to anything else going on around me.  Trips to the bathroom in the middle of the night are the only way I have to estimate how long my dreams have lasted.

3. How would you describe your greatest enemy?  If you don’t have one, share your secret! 
Time is my greatest enemy as statistics say that I only have a 22% chance of living for another 22 years.  That would make me 90 and although I feel that my brain will still be intact, I am almost certain that my body will be a complete mess at that time, as it was not built to last that long.

4. If you were a bird, what kind of bird would you be?
I would be a rare bird, not like a canary that was locked in a cage, but cute and lovable like Tweety Bird is.

Optional Gratitude
I am happy to be watching the women playing beach volleyball in the Olympics, as I love looking at them in their skimpy bathing suits.

Written for Melanie’s sparksfromacombustiblemind’s Share Your World.

9 thoughts on “Does Anyone Actually Care

  1. 4. If you were a bird, what kind of bird would you be? – I’d like to be a grey pet parrot in a big cage in a lavish living room. I’d pick up the chit-chat from various visitors to my owners house….mostly the swear words of course!

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  2. Thank you Jim for Sharing Your World! Guantanamo Bay? O_o Hoo boy. I know that was fine sarcasm, but wow. Tell me do you enjoy torture? Fresh spring water is the least they could offer you! 😛 And you ARE a rare bird. Nobody ever told you that? Shame on them! Have a wonderful week and thanks for the Grateful song! It’s one I’ve never heard before. Have a wonderful week!

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    1. yes Melanie I am more into sarcasm than I am into masochism. I always liked Tweety Bird as he is very lovable. Built To last was one of the Grateful dead’s later songs. Thanks for all of your interesting questions and I hope that you are feeling better.

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