I just got a new GPS specifically designed for seniors and not only does it tell me how to get to my destination, it also tells me why I wanted to go there.
I will never understand why everything has to stay in Vegas.
What is up with aliens and anal probing?
I haven’t had this much fun since my baby sister was eaten by rats.
Barbie only became popular because everyone bought her friends.
Written for Dr. Tanya of Salted Caramel 5 Things challenge where she asked us to list conversation starters.