Trendy Foods I Hate

I tried Sushi once, never again.  It is possible that I haven’t had good sushi or that I just haven’t found the right type, but I can’t see why others find this appealing, as it makes me want to barf.

I don’t like Coconut Water, because it doesn’t taste like water.  It is supposed to be healthy, but I only want to eat or drink stuff that tastes good and this stuff is far from being a refreshing beverage.  Maybe it is an acquired taste.

Who needs Keto friendly food?  I am tired of people telling me what is good for me and what I should eat.  There are too many so-called food experts out there, all with different opinions about what is good for you.  Everyone has to die from something and as long as the food I eat tastes good, I am sticking with it and I wish this Keto diet would just go away.

I am not sure if I am supposed to say Cauliflower rice, or riced Cauliflower, but I am not having any of this.  I like rice, but not when it is made out of Cauliflower and I don’t see the point of eating anything just because somebody says that it is good for you.  Maybe I am the only person that doesn’t like this, but why ruin a good thing.  It is time to stop lying, as Cauliflower is not rice and it never will be.

I don’t understand how Sriracha sauce ever became so popular and why are people raving about it.  I don’t actually hate it, but it tastes like hot, oily ketchup, yuck who needs this stuff.

Written for Dr. Tanya of Salted Caramel 5 Things challenge.