Edward finished glancing at his journal and he looked up at his wife and said, “Helen what are you smiling about?” Helen busted out laughing and she said, “I’m stuck here and I can’t move. My underwear probably caught the brunt of the damage, but if I get up, I think it will start dripping down my legs.” Edward said, “What am I going to do with you woman? Just relax, I am here to help you, as at some point in our lives we all end up shitting ourselves and I am guilty of doing it more than most people. Let me get some wet rags, some dry towels and some air freshener, as that was a ripe one. I love you honey, but this means that you are going to have to start wearing those adult diapers from now on.”
Written for Fandango’s Flash Fiction Challenge #119.