Di asks us to try and make sense out of TV/Advertising slogans this week.
- You either love it or hate it.
It may not taste that great, but yogurt is good for you.
2. They said you want to ‘Splash it all over’
Acne Spot Care makes your pimples disappear overnight.
3. Why have cotton when you can have silk?
Miracle Sheets & Pillowcases will give you a better night’s sleep.
- ‘Because you’re worth it ‘
The Magic Wand Rechargeable was made for you.
5. ‘It does exactly what it says on the tin……..’
Cure Monkey Butt with our soothing gel.
6. What ‘Gives you wings’?
Angel Panty Liners have wings which wrap around the panties, providing additional stability.
7. Where will you find an ‘awful lot of coffee’?
Brazil Air, we are waiting for you.
8. What is ‘Any time, any place, anywhere……… ?’
Try our quick-dry nail polish that does its job just under 60 seconds.
9. What is soft, strong, and very, very long?
Country Hog edible sausage casings.
10. Name the product where ‘A little dab’ll do ya’
Try our Great Lubes for Anal Play.
Written for Di’s Fibbing Friday.