Redneck Spring Mud Twerking Jam

Spring arrived with mud and a torrent of bad news.  Dirt becomes muddy as the snow and ice melts, but this is the perfect time for the Redneck Spring Mud Twerking Jam.  This is a mammoth muddy outdoor dance that starts off with a wet t-shirt contest and everyone is standing around a big pile of mud.  It usually brings in a bunch of old hippies who dove into the Woodstock experience by sliding around naked in the mud for 3 days.  This Jam always has great music and it features dozens of people dancing naked in mud puddles and some half‐naked bodies coated with brown slime that are moving rhythmically to the music.  Professional twerker Jessica Vanessa will be there to give free lessons on how to shake your bootie, but the bad news is that you have to bring your own beer.

Written for Mindlovemisery’s Menagerie First Line Friday hosted by Dylan.