1. Best sandwich?
    This would be a sausage and pepper sandwich at Seaside Boardwalk on the Jersey shore with tomato sauce and no onions and the reason why is the ingredients.  It is served on the perfect bread to sink your teeth into and made from a sweet Italian sausage along with green and red fried peppers.  It is actually more than that, as eating this will bring back floods of memories from my youth.
  1. What’s one thing you own that you really should throw out?
    My bed, it is time for a new one.
  1. What is the scariest animal?
    Man, nothing is more frightening, or can do more damage.
  1. Apples or oranges?
    I’m not sure that this is a question.  Do you want to know which fruit I like to eat, or which one goes better with vodka?  Should I make a Venn Diagram to show that they are both spherically shaped fruits that grow on trees?  It is possible to compare apples with oranges, as there are more properties that unite them than those that are dividing them.
  1. Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?
    Yes, my dad used to take my brother and I to see the Mets at Shea Stadium and we would wait till the players headed out to their cars and get their autographs.  We brought our baseball cards with us and the players were happy to sign them.  I got some good ones, but I don’t have them anymore, as my mom threw all my cards away when we moved, saying that I wasn’t playing with them and they were taking up too much space.  I got Tug McGraw, Nolan Ryan, Ralph Terry, Jerry Grote, Bud Harrelson, Ed Kranepool, Ron Hunt, Roy McMillan, Cleon Jones and Ron Swoboda all from the 1966 Mets,
  1. What do you think happens when we die?
    Decomposition begins several minutes after death with a process called autolysis, or self-digestion. Soon after the heart stops beating, cells become deprived of oxygen, and their acidity increases as the toxic by-products of chemical reactions begin to accumulate inside them.
  1. Favorite action movie?
  1. Favorite smell?
    Frangipani, as it reminds me of Key West.
  1. Least favorite smell?
    Shit and dead rats because they are both completely disgusting.
  1. Exercise: worth it?
    I usually avoid it and I am not saying that is a good thing to do.
  1. Flat or sparkling?
    Flat water when I am thirsty, but sparkling mixed in with my orange juice.
  1. Most used app on your phone?
    The off button.
  1. You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?
  1. What number am I thinking of?
    Do I look like The Amazing Kreskin to you?
  1. Describe the rest of your life in 5 words?
    My better days are gone.

Written for Fandango’s Provocative Question #116.

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