1.What is a black hole?
I dated a girl with a supermassive black hole and it is a good thing that I had a board nailed to my ass, or otherwise, I may have completely disappeared.
2. Why are we said to be green with envy?
I think that a jealous Martian coined this phrase.
3. Where will you find the yellow brick road?
I think that Canned Heat could tell you.
4. What is a red herring?
This is a herring that is caught red handed on a red-letter day.
5. What is carte blanche?
Blanche was one of The Golden Girls that rode on a cart.
6. What are parma violets?
These are Lavender violets sprinkled with parmesan.
7. Who was Scarlett O’Hara?
She bought Mrs. O’Leary’s cow after it started the Chicago fire.
8. Why are smurfs blue?
Because they are part of the Blue Man Goop.
9. What is a black and tan?
This refers to Michael Jackson when he lightened his skin and then went to the beach.
10. What is a strawberry blond?
This is a person who is too dumb to be a real blonde.
Written for Di’s Fibbing Friday.