Color Coordinated

1.What is a black hole?
I dated a girl with a supermassive black hole and it is a good thing that I had a board nailed to my ass, or otherwise, I may have completely disappeared.

2. Why are we said to be green with envy?
I think that a jealous Martian coined this phrase.

3. Where will you find the yellow brick road?
I think that Canned Heat could tell you.

4. What is a red herring?
This is a herring that is caught red handed on a red-letter day.

5. What is carte blanche?
Blanche was one of The Golden Girls that rode on a cart.

6. What are parma violets?
These are Lavender violets sprinkled with parmesan.

7. Who was Scarlett O’Hara?
She bought Mrs. O’Leary’s cow after it started the Chicago fire.

8. Why are smurfs blue?
Because they are part of the Blue Man Goop.

9. What is a black and tan?
This refers to Michael Jackson when he lightened his skin and then went to the beach.

10. What is a strawberry blond?
This is a person who is too dumb to be a real blonde.

Written for Di’s Fibbing Friday.

8 thoughts on “Color Coordinated

  1. 1.What is a black hole?

    Ooh, baby, don’t you know I suffer?
    Ooh, baby, can you hear me moan?
    You caught me under false pretenses
    How long before you let me go?

    You set my soul alight
    You set my soul alight

    (You) Glaciers melting in the dead of night
    And the superstars sucked into the supermassive (Set my soul alight)

    (You) glaciers melting in the dead of night
    And the superstars sucked into the supermassive (Set my soul)

    I thought I was a fool for no one
    But mmh, baby I’m a fool for you
    You’re the queen of the superficial
    And how long before you tell the truth?

    You set my soul alight
    You set my soul alight

    (You) Glaciers melting in the dead of night
    And the superstars sucked into the supermassive (Set my soul alight)

    (You) glaciers melting in the dead of night
    And the superstars sucked into the supermassive (Set my soul)

    Supermassive black hole
    Supermassive black hole
    Supermassive black hole
    Supermassive black hole

    Glaciers melting in the dead of night
    And the superstars sucked into the supermassive
    Glaciers melting in the dead of night
    And the superstars sucked into the supermassive

    (You) Glaciers melting in the dead of night
    And the superstars sucked into the supermassive (Set my soul alight)
    (You) Glaciers melting in the dead of night
    And the superstars sucked into the supermassive (Set my soul)

    Supermassive black hole
    Supermassive black hole
    Supermassive black hole
    Supermassive black hole

    Songwriters: Bellamy Matthew James
    For non-commercial use only.
    Data From: Musixmatch

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