That moose is always late and I just checked into his room, but all I found was Gideon’s bible. I hope he is OK, as another moose stole the girl of his dreams. It is kind of odd that her name was Magill, but she called herself Lil and everyone knew her as Nancy. I mean like wtf is up with that and then there is that man, who called himself Dan. Bullwinkle never liked that guy from day one. Bullwinkle and Nancy went over to Dan’s house where he lived with his wife Debbie. Nancy and Debbie were besties and Debbie promised Dan that he could have a threesome with her and Nancy, but that left Bullwinkle out in the cold. Bullwinkle purchased a gun and he burst in on the threesome, while grinning a grin and he said, “Danny boy, this is a showdown”, but that was the last that I heard of him.
Written for Stine Writing – Poetry, Positivity, and Connecting!, Simply 6 Minutes hosted by Christine Bialczak.
love the photo!
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I guess it is a real racoon and not Rocky.
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Cute!
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Yes they seem cute in the movies, but you wouldn’t want one in your house.
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It was only a scratch!
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Glad to hear that.
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Your writing cracks me up! Thanks for participating!!!
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Your challenge is always fun.
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Thanks Jim!
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Reblogged this on Stine Writing and commented:
Jim’s contribution to Simply 6. Thanks Jim!
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Thanks Christine.
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wow, so much action in this piece! haha hilarious 😂
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I wrote this in under 6 minutes by combining a cartoon character, a Beatles song and recalling an event about this girl that I was dating who wanted to have sex with this couple, and to me it made perfect sense.
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well done 👍📚
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I wouldn’t want a moose in my hoose!
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Their antlers would probably wreck a lot of stuff.
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