Commencement of a New Four-Year Term

  1. What event took place on Wednesday, January 20th, 2021?
    China unleashed a new virus on the world.
  1. What do Joseph Biden, Warren G. Harding, and James Monroe all have in common?
    They all joined the society of Booty Hole Meat which is guys who appreciate a lady’s butt.
  1. What distinction does James Monroe have that no President since can claim?
    He could have been a professional bowler.
  1. Why did George H. W. Bush call George W. Bush, “Quincy”?
    That came from his love for Jack Klugman.
  1. What was historically significant about Queen Elizabeth, II’s coronation?
    It is rumored that she forgot to wear her panties that day.
  1. Why did King Edward, VIII’s reign not even last a full year?
    He got caught in the pantry stooping the maid.
  1. What event happened during King George, III’s reign that changed his official title?
    He opened up a haberdashery.
  1. What British figure was known as “The Iron Lady”?
  1. What did Joe Biden do before getting into politics?
    He punched Jack in the face, so he could run off with Jill.
  1. What did Boris Johnson do before becoming Prime Minister?
    He was a cheerleader.

Written for Frank’s Fibbing Friday.

12 thoughts on “Commencement of a New Four-Year Term

  1. What was historically significant about Queen Elizabeth, II’s coronation? – She was relieved to finally sit on the ‘throne’, after a nasty bout of constipation

    What British figure was known as “The Iron Lady”? – Mrs. ‘T’. She made a lot of people ‘Run to the Hills’

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