- What event took place on Wednesday, January 20th, 2021?
China unleashed a new virus on the world.
- What do Joseph Biden, Warren G. Harding, and James Monroe all have in common?
They all joined the society of Booty Hole Meat which is guys who appreciate a lady’s butt.
- What distinction does James Monroe have that no President since can claim?
He could have been a professional bowler.
- Why did George H. W. Bush call George W. Bush, “Quincy”?
That came from his love for Jack Klugman.
- What was historically significant about Queen Elizabeth, II’s coronation?
It is rumored that she forgot to wear her panties that day.
- Why did King Edward, VIII’s reign not even last a full year?
He got caught in the pantry stooping the maid.
- What event happened during King George, III’s reign that changed his official title?
He opened up a haberdashery.
- What British figure was known as “The Iron Lady”?
- What did Joe Biden do before getting into politics?
He punched Jack in the face, so he could run off with Jill.
- What did Boris Johnson do before becoming Prime Minister?
He was a cheerleader.
Written for Frank’s Fibbing Friday.