Call me psychopomp
Throw in Nudiustertian too
Do my shaved eyebrows bother you?
Well, I’m not ambidextrous, I just like to screw
Call me hifalutin, tell me I’m like Putin
Reality, I’m inclined to pursue
Call me facetious, yes, I’m pretentious
But it’s consequently true
I have this predilection for you
Call me incongruous, yes, I’m notorious
But it’s heuristically true
I’m concupiscently into you
Written for Word of the Day Challenge Prompt – Jentacular.
A Unique Title For Me 
Wait, let me get my dictionary so that I’ll get the gist of your poem.
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It is just a grouping of $10 words masterfully combined to sound like the Frank song.
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I learned something today!
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I hope that it isn’t that you should stop reading my stupid posts.
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Most definitely not – I learned that a long time ago!!!!!! (only joking)
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Lol jim, I don’t even know what half of those words mean! 😛
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Me either, but they do have a nice sound.
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I’m learning so many new words 🙂
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Good, maybe you can explain them to me.
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Brilliant!
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Thanks Eugenia and I had a lot of fun writing this.
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Most welcome!
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Ha! My $100 (because of inflation they’ve got up in cost. 😏) are ALL getting a thorough airing! Save for ‘ heuristic’ ( which will appear next Tuesday with full credit to you, sir) and concuspiscent ly, which I think belongs in this week’s “MA” SLS. 😱 😝 😘
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I know that you seem to enjoy big words.
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