Things I Want to Know

People are often asked to put their two cents in, but when they only get a penny for their thoughts, was there a bad penny involved in this?
What disease was it that that the ham cured of anyway?
Why do people say that they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If you eat all-natural foods can you still die of natural causes?
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Why is “bra” singular and “panties” plural?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change, as nudity is not supposed to be a sexual thing for a doctor and there is a real good chance that they’re going to lift your gown, look, or peek, and poke all around at everything anyway.  I have to think that if the doctor remained in the room, it would certainly speed up the visit.  Does anyone ever feel like waiting for the doctor to come back in and then put on a little strip tease gradually undressing for them.

16 thoughts on “Things I Want to Know

  1. Reminds me of a funny incident.

    I had a hernia once. (I even blogged about it.) When I went in to see the doctor – who happened to be female – a nurse was required to be in the room with us. She happened to be female as well. The doctor asked me to pull down my pants so she could see and palpitate the area. I did so such that my genitals were now visible. Doc was all business as usual and started the exam but the nurse… the look on her face. She freaked. She wasn’t a young nurse fresh out of school, either. This one obviously had years of experience and was working in a surgical dept.

    I wanted to ask her, “You do know where hernias happen, don’t you?” But I didn’t.

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  2. Did you know that Queen guitarist Brian May has finally had his doctoral thesis in astrophysics published. He can now prove categorically that fat-bottomed girls make the rocking world go round.

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