1 What tax did Henry VIII introduce in 1535?
Why in the hell would anyone want to put a tax on beards?
2 Who entered a contest for his own lookalike, and came third?
Ernest Hemingway because the bell did not toll for him that year.
3 What sort of creature is a mountain chicken?
That is the Basan, which is sometimes called the “Fire Rooster”.
4 In which city is the UK’s Dyslexia Research Trust based?
5 What is Scooby Doo’s full name?
It is a well-known fact that Scooby enjoyed smoking weed and that his real name is Dooby Dooby Doo.
6 What is a zeedonk?
This is the name of a dirty hit that is given by Rob Gronkowski.
7 Coprastastaphobia is the fear of what? (and no, I can’t pronounce it)
8 What is an orange pippin?
This is what happened after Peregrin Took, more commonly known as Pippin, a hobbit of the Shire started using the same spray tan as Trump.
9 What is a Royal Flush?
This is the name of a toilet in Windsor Castle that is exclusively reserved for the Queen.
10 Who is currently 15th in line to the British Throne?
Some royal asshole that sat on the Queen’s toilet.
Written for Di’s Fibbing Friday.