1.‘She had the biggest aspidistra in the world.’ But what is an aspidistra?
It is located under your Adam’s apple.
2. What is the main ingredient in Beef Wellington?
Without the beef, all you would have is a loaf of bread.
3. Who was Tufty?
He was a South American bat with sharp incisor that were strong enough to chew through leather, so he could feed on the blood of mammals.
4. What is a Port Folio?
That is the largest port in Cuba, named after Fidel Castro’s cousin.
5. What is a bootee?
That is what I go out every night looking for.
6. What is meant by ‘You have been tangoed’?
This is a reference to your computer contracting a ransom virus.
7. What is a blue bottle?
8. How do you make shortbread?
How should I know, go ask an elf.
9. What colour is cotton candy?
That can be hana color, which was developed by Hanna-Barbera.
10. What are cowslips and snap dragons?
These are what Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary planted along with the silver bells, and cockle shells.
Written for Di’s Fibbing Friday.