I am basically a wise ass, so a lot of people may follow me, but they don’t ever read my posts (at least that is what I think) and they never hit the Like button or leave any Comments, so these Followers are worthless to me. My Site Stats say that I currently have 1,180 Followers, but I only count my true followers as being my followers, because these are the bloggers that I feel like I have developed a relationship with. Based on the 1000 most recent comments made on my posts, 421 of those comments were made by me. A blogger named glyn40wilton who is a humorous guy that has a deep love for music made 56 of these comments. 55 were made by badfinger20 (Max), the masked blogger Fandango made 55, pensitivity101 left 47 and Peter’s pondering left 35 comments.
Today I had a dentist appointment and I got three cavities drilled and three fillings put in and I only wrote one post before this one, but my Site Stats say that I got 111 Views today. Apparently, it is a Thing received 13 views today, How To Make Your Vagina Taste Good got 8, Prepositions of Place pulled in 6, About also had 6 and Home got 6. Sex Is A Three Letter Word got 5 views, Contact received 4 views, Sloopy Hang On also got 4, I Watched the Cars Below pulled in 3, and Everywhere A Sign got 3 views today. A post that I never wrote called Blog got 3 views today, along with Not So Basic Biology racking up 3 and I Watched the Cars Below getting 3. 13 of my posts each got two views today, those being Let Me Die In Your Arms, Home page / Archives, Animals Gather in Groups, Song Stuck In My Head, Lyrical Challenge – In Case You Missed The 60s, Girls Rock Your Boys, Make Sure It’s Clear Now, Pumped A Lot Of Pane , It Was Beauty That Killed the Beast, Ghost Rider, Between The Dawn And The Dark Of Night, Oh My Darling, and Nobody Has To Think Too Much About Desolation Row. 20 more of my posts each received one view today and although it may seem like I don’t give a shit about most of my followers, it is about time that I thanked each and every one of you, even the ones who don’t read my posts, or Like them or make Comments.
Written for Fandango’s Dog Days of August FDDA #25 where the prompt is to thank your followers.