Just for Fun

The open sky stretched from sand to horizon and the riders advanced on the oasis.  An extrasensory dimension of reality opened up where phenomena existed, but could not be detected unless you gave in to the mystical experience.  The eye of Ra watched constantly as the sword of Damocles hung over his head tied with a Gordian knot.  King Arthur’s helmet Goswhit, lay dented and rusting on the ground, stripped of all its precious jewels.  The black veil of Isis was uncovered and it revealed a message, “I am all that has been, that is, that shall be, and none among mortals has yet dared to raise my veil”, oops somebody must have goofed up.

Gabriel blew his horn to announce Judgment Day, and Arnold Schwarzenegger claimed that he would be back, but he sank into the abyss.  The shroud of Turin was shrouded in mystery as Harry Potter predicted when he found the Philosopher’s stone.  Asmodeus stole Solomon’s ring and threw it into the sea.  Steppenwolf took Aladdin’s carpet out for a ride, while Puff the magic dragon got high with Robert De Niro.  I have seen fire and I have seen rain, but I never saw a chariot on fire go up to heaven.  David Bowie changed his name, but he still kept Davy Jones locker.  An avalanche stopped the Orient Express dead in its tracks and the Book of Thoth was missing.

The following is not meant to be insensitive!

Hoo, my contagious one, contagious one
When you gonna kill them all, corona?
Hoo, you make my fever run, my head spun
Body aches, difficulty breathing, corona

Never gonna stop, won’t wear a mask, such a hassle
I won’t social distance, instead we should wrastle
My, my, my, aye-aye, woo!

M-m-m-my corona

Come a little closer, huh, a-will ya, huh?
Close enough to spread disease, corona
Keepin’ it a mystery, no one can see
Runnin’ all over the town, corona

Never gonna stop, won’t wear a mask, such a hassle
I won’t social distance, instead we should wrastle
My, my, my, aye-aye, woo!

M-m-m-my corona
M-m-m-my corona (Yeah!)

When you gonna give to me, g-give to me
Is it just a matter of time, corona?
Is it d-d-destiny, d-destiny
Will you disappear like Trump said, corona?

Never gonna stop, won’t wear a mask, such a hassle
I won’t social distance, instead we should wrastle
My, my, my, aye-aye, woo!
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, aye-aye, woo!

M-m-m-my corona
M-m-m-my corona
M-m-m-my corona
M-m-m-my corona

Hoooooo-ohhh, my corona
Hoooooo-ohhh, my corona
Hoooooo-ohhh, my corona

Written for Mindlovemisery’s Menagerie First Line Friday hosted by Dylan.

11 thoughts on “Just for Fun

  1. I saw this yesterday and was interrupted.
    I remember this guy in the My Sharona video. I like how he plays this off. He is a good guitar player.
    Great lyrics.

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