Here We Go

1. What is the difference between Biweekly and a Fortnight?
I don’t care, as long as I get my paycheck.

2. How much oil would your lantern need to last a fortnight?
This really depends on how good your eyesight is.

3. If you spent a fortnight in Paris, what would you see?
Eiffel Tower, Louvre Museum, Notre Dame Cathedral, Arc de Triomphe, but no trip would be complete without spending time in the sewers.

4. What’s the difference between a microchip and a micro chip?
One relates to a computer and the other is a very small snack.

5. What’s brown, shiny and sizzles?
Her booty.

6. How is the best way to make lemonade?
Squeeze that lemon.

7. How many types of coke are there?
Coke makes so many different beverages that if you drank one per day, it would take you over 9 years to try them all.

8. Why was a sundae glass so named?
This is because the people wanted something different on Sundays.

9. What is hellsapoppin?
That happened right after the panties started a dropping.

10.What did the Knights of the Round Table do during the day?
They spent all their time looking for the Holy Grail.

Written for Di’s Fibbing Friday.

13 thoughts on “Here We Go

  1. Cool! Thanks for the questions you provided – good ones! haha # 9
    Well, here in TX when we order a soft drink, we say coke, then we tell them what kind which may or may not be an actual coca-cola. 🙂

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  2. “One night in Paris is like a year in any other place”

    Bonjour monsieur
    Paris really welcomes you
    It’s the best room in the house
    It’s forty francs a night, alright.
    It’s crazy, it isn’t worth a centime
    I’ll take it!
    Merci Monsieur
    Rouged lips in the gaslight
    A great view of the hall
    That’s the way the croissant crumbles after all
    Paris is only one step away
    Les girls are out on bail
    Tres bien there’s love for sale
    Oh my cheri, wish you were mine
    And I’ll show you a wonderful time
    For the price of a cheap champagne
    I’ll show it you once again

    One night in Paris
    Is like a year in any other place
    One night in Paris
    Will wipe the smile off your pretty face
    One girl in Paris
    Is like loving every woman
    One night in Paris
    One night in Paris
    One night in Paris
    May be your last!!!

    Is he gonna buy?
    You wanna little culture?
    Is he gonna pay?
    Maybe Monsieur is into photographs, Non?
    Or is he gonna fall in love
    The all American way?
    I got a watch wiz a beautiful Swiss movement
    Is he gonna buy?
    Forget the watch, I’ll show you a good time!
    Is he gonna pay?
    Le connoisseur, want something different?
    Or is he gonna fall in love
    The all American way?
    Oh you know you ain’t no Casanova
    You can’t even do the Bossa Nova
    Or the Tango or the Samba!
    Though you are so very charming
    No you ain’t no Casanova
    Is he gonna buy?
    Is he gonna pay?
    Or is he gonna fall in love
    The all American way?
    Sometimes I think he will
    But then again…

    One night in Paris
    Is like a year in any other place!
    One night in Paris
    Will wipe the smile off your pretty face!
    Try a girl in Paris
    But try one of mine
    Each night in Paris
    Each night in Paris
    Each night in Paris
    Each night in Paris
    May be your last!!!

    Forty-Two, Quarante-Deux
    Rue de Saint Jacques
    All our girls are how you say
    Good in the sack
    I was a stripper
    On the Champs Elysees
    He was a gendarme
    In the gendarmerie
    Going Oh La La La
    Oh La La La La
    He was a pimp
    In a black beret
    But he was an artiste
    In his own way
    Going Oh La La La
    Oh La La La La
    When they raided my club that night
    They ruined my act with the leather umbrella
    The Chief de Police got a fright
    He was up in my boudoir with some other fella
    It’s only routine
    But I got this feeling
    It ain’t good for business
    Then the floor cleared
    A woman screamed to herself
    Henri… Though you’re not the toast of Paris
    I love you, although you bed and beat me
    Henri, leave it alone,
    For the gendarme’s just doing his job
    Paris is only one step away
    Murder is only one step away

    Notre Dame is ringing her bells
    Another gendarme has gone to Hell
    Notre Dame is ringing her bells
    Another gendarme has gone to Hell
    Gone to Hell
    Gone to Hell
    Gone to Hell

    One night in Paris
    Is like a year in any other place
    One night in Paris
    Will wipe the smile off your pretty face
    One girl in Paris
    Is like loving every woman
    This night in Paris
    This night in Paris
    This night in Paris
    This night in Paris
    May be your last!!!

    Source: Musixmatch

    Songwriters: Kevin Michael Godley / Laurence Neil Creme

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