Barnyard Animals

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1. How big was the one that got away?
She was really a big one with a big booty to match.

2. What comes after a storm?
I usually spend my time chasing rainbows and unicorns.

3. Why do fish swim?
They have to swim to stay in school with the other fish.

4. What colour is grass?
A lot of grass is green, but I smoked some black Packy that knocked my socks off.

5. What’s over the hill?
That is where Jack and Jill dropped the bucket of water and then they kicked it old school.

6. What is the colour of money?
Blue money Do-do-you-do, n’-do-do-you-do

7. What do goats, pigs and roosters have in common?
They are all banned from entering establishments, unless they are wearing masks.

8. Who lives in the woods?
Dryads.

9. What does an ill wind bring?
Foul smells.

10. What is a windfall?
This is usually associated with a sudden influx of money and although money can’t buy you love. it can put you in a good position to bargain for some romance.

Written for Di’s Fibbing Friday.

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    1. Black Packy is black hash from Pakistan, and I know that I was talking about grass, so hash does not actually fit here. I did smoke some black African weed which was awesome, but black Packy just sounds better.

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  5. I laughed out loud at the weed reference. I’ve never touched the stuff myself, but I hear my kids and husband make reference all the time. If you hadn’t explained the difference, I would have never known. 🙂

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