Total Bliss

I gave up on feeling brave a long time ago.  I am going to wear a mask when I go outside from now on, as it may not look very presidential, but I don’t want to risk getting sick again.  Did you know that the Beatles song ‘Ticket to Ride’ is a reference to the medical card that German prostitutes carried around to prove they were clean?

My only interest lies in the warm, fuzzy feeling that engulfs me post-coitus, when I get the afterglow effect, which lingers on to provide me enduring romantic satisfaction that is both attractive and infectious.  Excuse me for not being more timid about my feelings, but the fact is that orgasms are beneficial for health and stress relief.  God commanded me to love my neighbor and I felt an intensely pleasurable response to the sexual stimulation that we engaged in, as it allowed me to experience a pleasurable release of built-up tensions, and as this explosion of sensation took over my body, bordering on the ecstatic, I finally felt a wave of warmth, peace, and relaxation set in.  That was when I heard His voice saying, “Behold, as your king, I want to restore all the love and life and joy and glory and power that sex is meant to have, and although sex should be reserved for a man and a woman in a committed, monogamous marriage for a lifetime, however it never hurts to get in some practice.”

Formal sex education and instruction about birth control and other aspects of sexual health in the U.S. is on the decline.  Sex should be about two bodies being joined together, but many people who are looking to add some sparkle to their sex life are turning to crystal sex toys, because they think that since they come from the Earth, that they are connecting them back to something that is natural, and this is going to help them get in touch with their bodies.  Love can be messy and if you have ever eaten a ripe peach in summer, and felt the sticky juice drip on your fingers and wrists, you can understand why this fruit has long represented female genitalia, because of the explosion of juices which makes it an outlet for desire.

Written for Sheryl’s Daily Word Prompt – Behold, for the Daily Spur prompt – Voice, for Mindlovemisery’s Menagerie First Line Friday hosted by Dylan Hughes, for FOWC with Fandango – Fact, for May Writing Prompts – The afterglow effect, for Ragtag Community – Relief, for Di’s Three Things Challenge prompt words – Excuse Timid More, for Rachel Poli Time To Write: Random Words 18 – Formal Crystal Peach and for Word of the Day Challenge Prompt – King.

7 thoughts on “Total Bliss

  1. This is the first time I’ve heard of crystal sex toys? Were you just trying to get a prompt word used? I would change the title of this post to Spring Fever!

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