Happy VD

1. Which Hollywood couple met as Mr and Mrs Smith?
That was Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith.

2. Who sang about Two Hearts?
The sisters Ann Wilson and Nancy Wilson.

3. Why are red roses associated with romance?
That is because their thorns make your heart bleed.

4. Why is Love all around?
That is so you can feel it in your fingers, and your toes

5. Roses are red, but why are violets blue?
That is because Picasso used violets in his blue period.

6. If you were wined and dined by candlelight, what would be your first thought?
Now he is going to expect me to put out.

7. What was Rudolph Valentino’s job before Hollywood?
He worked with Santa guiding the sleigh.

8. How did Cinderella lose her glass slipper?
She drank too many Shirley Temple cocktails at the party.

9. If you were in The Love Boat, where would you be?
Heading toward Fantasy Island to see Tattoo say, Da plane, da plane.”

10. Why does Love hurt?
That is because the typical heart is not strong enough to take all the pain, just like a cloud can only hold so much rain.

Written for Di’s Fibbing Friday.

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