“Screw you, lover boy”, was the last words that I heard from her. She couldn’t do what I asked her to do and she couldn’t face the fact that our marriage had failed, because she only liked the missionary position. Then I met Jane who told me that I could screw her any time I wanted and she would take me around the world so much that it would make my head spin. She was a unicorn with a rare talent for kinky acts who could think outside the box and make love feel really special. Those were the days and Jane surely knew how to take care of me. It seems impossible, but just 3 days after we met, my heart was filled with devotion for her. I didn’t ever want to lose Jane and I knew that I had to act quickly, so we took a vacation to the romantic island of Maui, Hawaii. I was having the best time of my life till I ate that Puffer fish at the luau, which was poison.
Written for Sheryl’s Daily Word Prompt – Devotion, for the Daily Spur prompt – Make, for Mindlovemisery’s Menagerie First Line Friday hosted by Dylan, for FOWC with Fandango – Impossible, for February Writing Prompts – Those were the days, for Ragtag Community – Vacation, for Teresa Grabs Daily Writing Rodeo Round-Up Prompt – where we are asked to feature a character with a strange talent that someone falls in love (or out of love) with, for Di’s Three Things Challenge prompt words – Heart Poison Care, for GC and Sue W Weekly Prompt – Special and for Word of the Day Challenge Prompt – Quickly.