Jerry got his BB gun out and fired a shot that hit one of the dogs. It yelped and then he shot the other dog and they finally settled down. His wife Karen said, “I hope that you didn’t hurt them, but I am glad that you got them to quiet down. I have to be at the hospital in another three hours and I am hoping to get another two more hours of sleep.” Karen knew that Jerry did not hurt the dogs as he was an expert marksman, capable of shooting a flee off of the dogs, as he was raised in West Virginia and as a boy he spent his entire day hunting squirrels. Jerry said that the only way he was going to be able to get back to sleep after all of that barking was if they made love.
Karen knew that Jerry was also getting up at the same time as her, so he could get to his job driving the bus and she figured a quickie might help both of them. Jerry said, “I don’t have a rubber” and Karen responded by saying, “Just stick in in and get it over, so I can get back to sleep”, and then she wondered ‘Was that really me?’, as things were getting more and more frazzled and all the romance that they once shared, had all but disappeared. They still shared superficial pleasantries, but most of their free time together was spent watching television. Jerry finished and they both drifted off back to sleep, but Karen kept wondering about the nerve that her next-door neighbor had, to tie his dogs up outside and allow them to wake up the whole neighborhood every night.
Karen woke up before the alarm went off, because she realized that she still needed to iron a shirt for Jerry. Karen made breakfast for her and Jerry, just cereal and coffee and she kissed Jerry goodbye and then she shut the front door and went to work. There was unrest at the hospital, as a new administrator had just taken over the department that Karen worked in and he was starting a campaign to decrease spending. The other ladies that worked with Karen felt that the hospital should be spending more money and improving customer satisfaction and this created a rivalry in her group. The new administrator was kind of a quirk, as he went around singing show tunes all day and it was apparent that he must have just watched Guys and Dolls last night.
Written for Sheryl’s Daily Word Prompt – Quirk, for Roger Shipp’s Daily Addictions prompt – Shirt, for the Daily Spur prompt – Rivalry, for FOWC with Fandango – Rubber, for Christine’s Daily Writing Prompt – Guys and dolls, for Linda G. Hill’s ‘Life in progress’ JusJoJan prompt – Dogs, for January Writing Prompts – Superficial pleasantries, for Ragtag Community – Shut, for Reena’s Exploration Challenge prompt #117 – Was that really me?, for Di’s Three Things Challenge prompt words – Television Nerve Unrest and for Word of the Day Challenge Prompt – Campaign.
I never like men named Jerry. 😡
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Is that because Tom was the cat and Jerry was the mouse?
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Haha no
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Sounds lie an episode of The Honeymooners circa 2020
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Thanks Violet. It was loosely modeled after my sister Karen and her husband Jerry.
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i wonder how he shot at dogs without hurting them, and his wife believes him.
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It was just a BB gun and he only pumped enough air into it to scare the dogs.
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Relieved to hear that ☺
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Jerry loves dogs and he had three dogs at the time of this story, which he kept in the basement at night and let them out in his yard during the day.
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Reblogged this on Reena Saxena and commented:
Shut those dogs up ….. by Jim Adams
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Thanks Reena.
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