Answering a Question with a Question

1. What do you get hanging from Santa’s roof?
A beat down from the elves.

2. Where does Santa get his annual flu jab?

3. What kind of motor bike does Santa ride when he’s off duty?
In order to handle his large body, Santa would need a high-output power bike, one that has a high torque so it would be able to pull his jolly ass out of the snow.

4. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
I haven’t brushed my teeth since last year.

5. What do you get when you run over a skunk with Santa’s Sleigh?
A whole lot of smelly toys.

6. What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?
Quantum physics.

7. What goes Oh, Oh, Oh?
Britany Spears.

8. Who is the King of Santa’s helpers?
Amazon.com

9. What’s worse than Rudolph with a runny nose?
When Mrs. Santa got menopause, she melted Frosty the Snowman with a hot flash.

10. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

Written for Di’s Fibbing Friday.

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