“Check it out”, said Sam. “WTF is it”, said Joe. “It looks like a hamburger playground, like something that should be in McDonalds.” Sam said, “Yea I guess it does a bit, but it is my new time machine and spacecraft, similar to the Time And Relative Dimension In Space – TARDIS that appeared on the British TV show Dr. Who.” Joe said, “Get the fuck out of here, you expect me to believe that you built a time machine and a spacecraft, where is it going to take me, one second into the future and I bet that thing can’t even fly. You made me climb all the way up here to see this piece of crap.”
Sam said, “Come on climb aboard, you will see that it is much bigger on the inside as the interior exists in a different, relative dimension to the exterior. It looks like a hamburger now, but the exterior appearance can be altered to blend in with the surroundings. I don’t think that you are ready to travel through the space-time vortex yet, so let’s just take a short spin through space and see what she can do.” Joe said, “So your space ship is feminine, does she have a name?” Sam said, “All ships are referred to as ‘she’ because men love them and also like a woman, a ship can be unpredictable. I was thinking about calling her Hannah Montana, because I have a crush on Miley Cyrus.” Joe said, “Sure I will come on board, it sounds like fun, but if your ship starts twerking like Miley, I am getting off.”
Written for Mindlovemisery’s Menagerie NEKNEERAJ’s Photo Challenge #279 and the photo is by Tom Blachford.