True Lies

Fibbing Friday is back and this week it is being hosted by PCGuyIV who has come up with ten new questions.

1. Exactly who was the catcher in the rye?

That was the name given to baseball phenom Roy Hobbs played by Robert Redford.

2. Where exactly does the red fern grow?

It is usually found next to the Joe Cocker shells and silver bells.

3. To Kill a Mockingbird wasn’t about a trial. What was it about?

This was about the birds losing their appetite for termites and them devouring a whole city.

4. If one does not simply walk into Mordor, exactly how is one supposed to get in?

You have to obtain a “Its your birthday” Community Chest card when you play Monopoly.

5. Why were they hunting for the Red October?

Because Red Lobster was out of crab legs.

6. What exactly was the clear and present danger?

When they saw that Howard Stern had lifted his cheek off the seat.

7. What was the black spot?

You need to listen to The Police song ‘King Of Pain’ to get the answer.

8. The Lottery wasn’t about the pitfalls of blindly following tradition. What was it about?

This was the Vietnam draft and I was lucky enough to get a high number.

9. What kind of progress was the pilgrim making?

John Wayne was trying to quit smoking, but he was only able to cut down to 4 packs a day.

10. Exactly who was the man in the iron mask?

This guy was also known as the elephant man.

Written for Fibbing Friday.