Dream Police

Maybe I am just being a bit paranoid, ever since that blog scraping hit WordPress, but I am pretty sure they are watching me while I am sleeping.  They are not just stealing information from my blog, they are stealing all the thoughts out of my head.  I couldn’t get into my email account yesterday, so I called my provider to see what the problem was and they told me that I changed my password.  They said that they could give me a new password if I answered some security questions, which I did.  Then I changed my password so the hacker could not get in again and I developed all new security questions, because I thought that was how they got into my email account in the first place.

My credit card company alerted me to some suspicious activity on my card and they asked me if I had booked a trip to Aruba, which I didn’t so I had to cancel that card and they will be sending me a new one.  Someone tampered with my car, they sabotaged my steering system and my brakes and my car crashed into a tree.  My air bag did not engage and I was hurt in the accident.  I probably should have died and as I waited for help I looked in my glove compartment for my registration and insurance card and I discovered that someone had planted drugs in there and I had to eat a whole bag of pot before the cops came, although that did help with the pain from smashing my face into the windshield.  Someone installed spyware on my cell phone and they read all my text messages and I think that they are tracking my GPS location.  They sent out a bunch of White Supremacist texts and now the FBI thinks that I am a terrorist.  They added my name to the no-fly list, so now even if I wanted to go to Aruba, I would not be allowed.

When I woke up this morning there was a pool of blood in my bed and the severed head of a horse.  There was also a note that said, “Soon you will sleep with the fishes”, so I think that the mob is after me.  I can’t understand any of this, as I am actually a real nice guy, but if I ever get my hands on the Dream Police that have been doing this to me, I will …. who am I kidding, I won’t do nothing as I am scared.  I guess I will just lube up, bend over and take it.

The dream police
They live inside of my head
The dream police
They come to me in my bed
The dream police
They’re coming to arrest me
Oh no

You know that talk is cheap
And rumors ain’t nice
And when I fall asleep
I don’t think I’ll survive

The night the night

‘Cause they’re waiting for me
Looking for me
Every single night
(They’re) driving me insane
Those men inside my brain

The dream police
They live inside of my head
The dream police
They come to me in my bed

The dream police
They’re coming to arrest me
Oh no

Well I can’t tell lies
‘Cause they’re listening to me
And when I fall asleep
Bet they’re spying on me tonight,
Tonight

‘Cause they’re waiting for me
Looking for me
Every single night
(They’re) driving me insane
Those men inside my brain

I try to sleep
They’re wide awake
They won’t let me alone
They don’t get paid to take vacations
Or let me alone
They spy on me
I try to hide
They won’t let me alone
They persecute me
They’re the judge and jury all in one

‘Cause they’re waiting for me
Looking for me
Every single night
(They’re) driving me insane
Those men inside my brain

The dream police
They live inside of my head
The dream police they come
To me in my bed

The dream police
They’re coming to arrest me

The dream police (police, police)
The dream police (police, police)

Written for Kira’s Sunday Scribbles weekly inspirational art piece.

17 thoughts on “Dream Police

    1. The picture made me think about this song, because it shows the head, but some other songs could have worked just as well for my story. My post is more about the story than the song and I threw the severed horse’s head in to make people think about the Godfather.

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