Go Suck An Egg

The only place that I would ever go to go visit you is in hell to watch you suffer, you dirty rat bastard.  You sold me that mini fridge that built up a thick layer of frost after just a week of using it.  It constantly needs to be thawed because the freezer is always blocked with ice.  You told me it was a good deal and now I am stuck with this piece of crap.  It does not have a self-defrost feature, so I have to empty it out and unplug the fridge to let the ice to melt.  This would have taken all day if I did not use a hair dryer on it to speed up the defrosting.  Then it drips and I have to lay down towels to absorb all the water that leaks out and then I have to wash those towels.  If I raise the temperature, that might help, but I want my beer to be ice cold.  You sold me a fridge with bad or faulty gaskets, as I checked the freezer drain and it is not clogged.  It will be a cold day in hell before I ever buy anything from you again and I will write a bad review for you on Craigslist.  This is the last time that I will ever buy something that is marked “As is”.

Written for Mindlovemisery’s Menagerie Tale Weaver #232 – July 18th – Visit hosted by Michael.

15 thoughts on “Go Suck An Egg

  1. I’m laughing at the story you built around the video. The ending of your story is priceless. About the video: good to know if I ever am in a position where my space only allows a dorm-sized fridge.

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  2. There speaks a man of conviction….one thing I always disliked was cleaning out a frozen freezer. Thanks for adding your pointed words this week…enjoyed them, glad I don’t have that problem any more.

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