Go Suck An Egg

The only place that I would ever go to go visit you is in hell to watch you suffer, you dirty rat bastard.  You sold me that mini fridge that built up a thick layer of frost after just a week of using it.  It constantly needs to be thawed because the freezer is always blocked with ice.  You told me it was a good deal and now I am stuck with this piece of crap.  It does not have a self-defrost feature, so I have to empty it out and unplug the fridge to let the ice to melt.  This would have taken all day if I did not use a hair dryer on it to speed up the defrosting.  Then it drips and I have to lay down towels to absorb all the water that leaks out and then I have to wash those towels.  If I raise the temperature, that might help, but I want my beer to be ice cold.  You sold me a fridge with bad or faulty gaskets, as I checked the freezer drain and it is not clogged.  It will be a cold day in hell before I ever buy anything from you again and I will write a bad review for you on Craigslist.  This is the last time that I will ever buy something that is marked “As is”.

Written for Mindlovemisery’s Menagerie Tale Weaver #232 – July 18th – Visit hosted by Michael.