The only place that I would ever go to go visit you is in hell to watch you suffer, you dirty rat bastard. You sold me that mini fridge that built up a thick layer of frost after just a week of using it. It constantly needs to be thawed because the freezer is always blocked with ice. You told me it was a good deal and now I am stuck with this piece of crap. It does not have a self-defrost feature, so I have to empty it out and unplug the fridge to let the ice to melt. This would have taken all day if I did not use a hair dryer on it to speed up the defrosting. Then it drips and I have to lay down towels to absorb all the water that leaks out and then I have to wash those towels. If I raise the temperature, that might help, but I want my beer to be ice cold. You sold me a fridge with bad or faulty gaskets, as I checked the freezer drain and it is not clogged. It will be a cold day in hell before I ever buy anything from you again and I will write a bad review for you on Craigslist. This is the last time that I will ever buy something that is marked “As is”.
Written for Mindlovemisery’s Menagerie Tale Weaver #232 – July 18th – Visit hosted by Michael.