Guess who just got back today, the planet Kashyyyk is going to rock tonight. Chewbacca, Fuzzy Wuzzy, Johnny Furvalta and the werewolf from London are all here to party. Just spread the word around, this Friday night they’ll be dressed to kill and that werewolf with his perfect hair will be howling around, Aaoooooo and he may rip your lungs out Jim. Them wild-eyed boys have been away, now they are back and they have a lot to say. Those hairy humanoids are crazy and since Wookiees are furious eaters, you would never want to interrupt one when he is eating or mating, because most of them a reputation for pulling people’s arms out of their sockets. Even though female Wookiees have six breasts, Wookiees reproduce pretty much the same way that we do it, but they do need some privacy.
It is quite possible that some other primates might drop by, like a carnivorous ape or even Big Foot. These shaggy giants have returned to their arboreal world and they will be swinging through the trees like Tarzan and Cheetah tonight. These majestic and formidable creatures will be driving all the girls in town wild tonight. Down at Dino’s Bar ‘n’ Grill fights are likely to break out and some drinks will spill, but that jukebox will still be blasting out my favorite song, ‘When Johnny Comes marching Home Again’. Hurrah! Hurrah! Warm summer nights and the boys are here, back in town again.
Written for Kira’s Sunday Scribbles weekly inspirational art piece.